Ridiculous Tuition-Related Web Advertisements
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The title pretty much says it all. Commentary has been added to explain why these ads suck (can you believe they were actually published?)-some are outrageously foolish , others plain discriminatory, not forgetting there are those who claim to be capable of handing your child success on a platter. Learn to spot the weeds, and sidestep them.
Ad Fail 1
Firstly, he shot himself in the foot with a serious grammatical mistake in the first sentence. 2012 precedes 2014 FYI, even a primary 1 kid knows that. You took your 'A' Levels in 2012, not taking your 'A' Levels in 2012.
Ad Fail 2
Weirdo alert: he teaches parents so that they can in turn coach their children.
(@ the tutor: why so troublesome??? You can't handle kids directly? Or are you skipping town, so planning to make a quick buck yet hoping to assuage your conscience?)
Ad Fail 3
Chocolates and tuition should never mix, ever. One is a luxury good, the other a good borne out of necessity. I just hate such cheap marketing ploys. Period.
Ad Fail 4
"I am very familiar with RI's maths syllabus. " So that's why he is only looking for RI students. Selective teaching by a semi-competent tutor (he only dares to "help" the better ones) is what this advertisement is all about. A big, big turn-off. This boy should be ashamed of his elitist father.
Ad Fail 5
"Wonder-Woman" sighted in town. She's so good .......oh yeah SO GOOD.
Ad Fail 6
Dangerous, misleading advertising tactics.
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